I resorted to my Twilight Audio Books while I was visiting the family for Christmas... naturally the stupid characters bashed their way through the carefully constructed door in my head where I had finally managed to trapped them.
I really should have seen this coming.
So in my head Breaking Dawn didnt really happen and what really happened was Bella got into some kinda shit resulting in her almost-death which meant Sparkleson (Edward) had to Vamparize her and then she DID have to go through some hard times of blood-lust and DID have to give up some things like her family and friends and all that shit damn it.
So heres Sparkle!Bella once shes gotten over the year or so of BLOODbloodBLOODbloodBlood!!!! And Shes able to go back to society little by little.
(btw this is actually the closest I've gotten to how I actually imagine Edward)