Its been a while!!! For reference, Lauren is ~Loud-Little-Thing, Sam is ~samw61 and Laura is ~DiamondKido
_{...and I'm Kat...}
HERE WE GOOoooooo!


Lauren: ...that would be good. clothes are nice
Kat: clothes ARE nice, i quite like clothes
Kat: i also like stuff
Kat: ...and things
Lauren: what about thingies? i know its either a love them or hate them issue
Kat: hmmm
Kat: you know what
Lauren: no. tell me
Kat: thingies...yes...i could lump thingies in there too
Kat: ...........if clothes stuff and things will be nice enough to make room...



Sam: Nice dress Kat! Did a giant pair of novelty scissors attack it or something?!
Kat: No way man, my dress looking like that the whole 2 years I was at Wesley. Geez didnt you notice or something??
Sam: Hmm.. must have missed that.. They must have sold you a faulty batch of dresses, cos my sisters don't look anything like that!!
Kat: And what about YOUR dresses Sam?
Sam: ...they fell apart at the start of year 10. everyone laughed at me. i felt sad.. alone... naked.. ..literally.
Kat:


[under a photo of me on Facebook when I was 15 eating a Chicken and Corn Roll]
Sam: woah! kat WITHOUT coloured hair... *is confused..* You do look like your enjoying that chicko roll.. or maybe your just weirded out by Laura.. who I assume was the photographer..
Laura: Dont they have Chicko in Melbourne?! And you think no colour is weird Sam, you should have seen her when we shaved her head in her sleep...
Kat: Nope I have yet to find them ANYWHERE! Like Eucalyptus drops! Have yet to find them since Canberra... Hahaha the bloody head shaving incident! I have yet to forgive you lot for that :
Ana: Katrina we only shaved your head once... get over it.
Kat: At least you left my eyebrows intact...
Ana: yeah and where is the thank you for that consideration?
Kat: *shuffles feet*
Kat: .........
Kat: ...Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank you Anaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......
Sam: OMG!! how come there are no photos of that incident!!?!! And of course Melbourne has Chicko Rolls.. They can be found in peoples stomachs. I must admit I'm not ENTIRELY sure where to get a fresh one.....but they do exist..
Sam: ..i think..
Kat: They're not chicko rolls, Laura got the description wrong, they're Chicken and Corn rolls...
Sam: In that case they don't exist. Chicken and corn have some sought of repelling thing going on here in Melbourne.. You cannot get a sliver of chicken in the same room as a corn kernel. You just can't. Impossible!! You should see the havoc when a chicken truck tries to drives past a corn field..!
Kat: *cries*
Laura: You know what I love about you Melbourne kids...The impeccable ability to take a seemingly mundane topic of the lack of Victorias Chicken and Corn Rolls (I do apologise Kat for my previous mistake) and turn it into a National Crisis!
Laura: Its Brilliant!

(we forgot to mention to Sam ‘The Head Saving Incident’ was a load of improvised crap after this )



Kat: dude
Lauren: duuuude
Kat: i was making my fringe thicker and realized how much hair i cut off and now i feel sick
Lauren: ...
Kat: but you cant actually tell ive cut it unless your me
Lauren: Ok calm down
Kat: it was just the fact that i had so much detached hair in my hand (and it was only sooo much because my hair is so freaking long)
Kat: i feel like ive murdered something!!
Lauren: i was imagining you with like half your head in a bowl cut XD
Kat: LOL! Nooo, i have a fringe and then these weird things on the side thats as long as my chin and they used to be really thick except i kept missing bits when i re-cut it and then i had hardly any left
Kat: ...so i thought id fix it
Kat: bad idea
Lauren: sounds like it, any attempts under the category of 'fixing' never work
Kat: i know *mutters*
Lauren: it will be ok
Kat: i just fell like the hair i cut off is like 'whyyyyyyyyy?!' in a little creepy dalek voice!!
Kat: everytime i got near the bin in the bathroom its WATCHING ME
Kat: ...
Kat: ACUSINGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Kat: ok THIS time im going
Lauren: Bies
Kat: toodles!
Kat: i shall see you at the weekly Twilight Stockholm Syndrome Support Group yes?
Kat: ...we really should have one of those
Lauren: YES
Kat: ...and in the morning, Im making WAFFLES!
Lauren: waffes are pancakes will traps for syrup
Kat: so they are
Kat: would you say they're superior?
Lauren: yeah
Lauren: pancakes are..... dull?
Lauren: waffles have character
Kat: would you say pancakes are the shy librarian in the corner of the ... cake-type-things-made-in-pans-world?
Lauren: naw... in that case they would be more pleasant to eat alot of
Lauren: pancakes get you all excited and then by the end of it your fucking sick of them
Kat: ...ok what about the crabby librarian who tells you to shut the fuck up of the cake-type-things-made-in-pans-world?
Lauren: thats more likely
Kat: fine fine
...
Kat: ok Im REALLY going THIS time...
Lauren: sure...

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Quote of May:
“THE FAG STICK DOESN’T LIE!” – Gandalf to Legolas

Chuck Norris Fact of the ...uh... moment...:
"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a Rubix cube into completion."

Leaving Bag End:
Total distance: 138.2ish miles |Leave Bree on East Road..

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